一樣好笑到不行....

If my husband ever met a woman on the street who looked like one of his
paintings he would faint.

----Jacqueline Roque (wife of Pablo Picasso)

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Just saw a career counselor. Turns out I'd be perfect working for the
airlines because I'm always late and I lose things.

----Simone Alexander

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